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Cuckoldress vs. Cuckquean

from peewee cuckold, interpid UK blog reporter who expounds on the Cuckoldress vs. Cuckquean Dilemma involving glamour babe Alice Goodwin…

Alice Goodwin Cuckoldress Loves Big Black Cock

The ‘2011 White Goddess Of The Year’ and winner of ‘Zoo Magazine Hottest Body In The World’, Alice Goodwin, always hinted at her lust for black men. She previously detailed Lewis Hamilton as her type of man, in response to her disgusted dismissal of the suggestion that white boy Peter Crouch might even be attractive to any girl. And at the risk of sounding a tad crude, she certainly has a body that some might describe as ‘built for black cock’.

Well, Miss Goodwin has now proven herself to be as good as her word and reputation, and is now publicly and formally revealed as a black cock slut and Cuckoldress at the same time. Poor cuckquean Lana Murphy, fiance to black football stud Jermaine Pennant, while planning their intended wedding, she found out Jermaine was allegedly enjoying lust-filled romps with his now girlfriend Alice the Cuckoldress. Just as it is slightly intimidating for us normal white boys to hear Alice go on about black men and then to actually see her dating only young, black and rich studs, it must be difficult for all his many female fans, and particularly his gorgeous ex-girfriends, to see him with such a ridiculously proportioned, built-for-sex specimen of a woman. In fact, already the sweet looking cuckquean, Lara Murphy, is predictably and vindictively describing Pennant’s new BBC crazed girl as a ‘Cheap TV Porn Star’. Hell hath no fury like the cuckquean scorned.

Just as most UK white guys are now very much respectful of how most of our most beautiful models and singers will gravitate to big black men, I think the bitter, cuckqueaned girls such as Lara should appreciate that men as sought after as Mr. Pennant are always going to need the ultimate girl or Cuckoldress in their lives, so as to continue his impressive cuckolding of a nation of envious white boys. Instead, we should all just celebrate the union of Cuckoldress and Blacker of White Girls and wish them all the happiness in the world.

And Lara should settle back into her role as the cuckquean and respectfully raise their little mixed race baby, at least she can cash that monthly child support check, ka-ching! There is no need for her to fixate on the endless interracial sex that her ex will be having with Miss Goodwin, even though it probably will play out all over the tabloids, for the entire nation to see. Yes, it will be humiliating for her. Bless her, I’m sure there’ll be many white boys lining up to be her next man if she’d be prepared to settle for a white boy cuckold. We might not have the size or the attraction of her ex, but we would love her and help raise her mocha latte bambino without ever complaining.

You might recall that I have been effectively and pro-actively cuckolded by Jermaine Pennant before, at your behest, so I know how she feels. It was Mr. Pennant who was dating and engaged to my favourite Page 3 girl at that time, the lovely young thing called Amii Grove. Sara, The Cuckoldress, made me re-design her calendar, so as to ensure Amii’s exposed parts were covered by a picture of her with Mr. Pennant, and that pathetic, autobiographical interracial sex and cuckolding messages were written by me onto each monthly pic. As such, this image is still ingrained in my mind:

Jermaine Pennant Amii Grove Topless Interracial Sex

I find myself now being so respectful to Mr. Pennant. So your cuckolding task has worked. He’s not a popular football player, but whenever anyone criticizes him in my company, I vocally stand up for him, arguing that he is a good man and has a lot to offer. I almost see him as my Master in some way, if that makes sense.

So, whilst I would ordinarily condemn a man for neglecting his fiancée (and turning her into a cuckquean) for a sexier, younger hottie Cuckoldress, I must say that I fully support Mr. Pennant’s move. He is fulfilling a hugely important duty by ‘blacking’ the UK’s most popular girls. He is sending out the message that England’s most beautiful girls will flock to his cock, and that when they have it, they will be dizzy with lust. Trust me, we white boy sports cuckolds get the message: loud and clear!

Monaco’s Princess Charlene – Cuckquean ?

Prince Albert and Princess Charlene of Monaco

Is Charlene Wittstock, the new Princess of Monaco, a Cuckquean? Newlywed Princess Charlene, blonde Princess Grace lookalike, and former Olympic swimmer for South Africa, knew when she was engaged to the Prince of Monaco, that he had already fathered two bebe’s out of wedlock. One to a Nubian flight attendant from Tongo, and another to an American girl, who met the billionaire Prince on a trip to the French Riviera back in the 90’s. So, in essence, Princess Charlene knew there would always be a Cuckquean element to their marriage.

However, when Princess Charlene found out there was a paternity test pending for yet a third love child, borne to an Italian beauty, she apparently threw in the royal towel and according to a French newspaper, ran to the South African embassy in Monaco begging for a duplicate passport to leave the country. Prince Albert had apparently locked up her passport and was keeping her as a virtual prisoner on the island principality, most likely anticipating that when she heard the news of additional illegitimate progeny, she might jet back to South Africa!

Then rumors began swirling that the Prince had to bribe Charlene to marry him. It seems to be true since in the royal wedding photos, Charlene the Cuckquean isn’t looking very happy at all, her smiles look forced, and she looks very stiff and posed.

Back story – Charlene Wittstock: The 34-year-old Zimbabwean born beauty, moved to South Africa when she was young so her swimming coach mother could ensure she received proper swimming training and thus become an Olympic hopeful. Charlene moved to Monaco prior to her engagement, because she loved the island.

Back story – Prince Albert: Under pressure to produce legitimate offspring as succession to the throne, due to a Monagesque law wisely passed by his late father, Prince Rainier, which disallows any illegitimate offspring to succeed the Prince. Most likely Prince Rainier had already known of at least one of Prince Albert’s bastard bebe’s. Prince Albert, now 52, wasn’t getting any younger, and knew it was time to settle down, most likely into an arranged marriage with a younger woman to bear heirs!

Cuckquean humiliation, beyond what the Princess and public already knew when Prince Albert slipped an engagement ring on her finger, was not what Charlene was expecting. Prince Albert obviously thought of every contingency: 1. Lock up the passport 2. Strike a business deal as in offer a large sum of money if Charlene found out about the latest paternity test.

The royal realities are if Princess Charlene doesn’t produce any heirs, Princess Caroline, daughter of Princess Grace, and brother of Prince Albert, assumes the throne and her offspring would do so, in succession. It will be interesting to see if Princess Charlene of Monaco accepts her role as a well-paid royal breeder and overcomes the Cuckquean humiliation.

What is a Cuckquean? For those of you who aren’t familiar, a Cuckquean is a female cuckold. Not to be confused with a Cuckoldress. A cheating boyfriend, fiance or spouse puts a girlfriend, fiancee or wife into Cuckquean status when he seeks out and has sex with other women. While the traditional male cuckold is often a wimp or considered to be sexually adequate, in many cases, and certainly in Princess Charlene’s case, a Cuckquean is not necessarily considered to be sexually inadequate or unattractive. The cheating male spouse cheats for a variety of reasons despite having a beautiful, desirable mate. He cheats because he’s impulsive, a narcissist, cheating excites him, he likes the excitement and danger or the risk of potentially getting caught. There are some relationships where there is a Cuckquean fetish or dynamic where the Cuckquean is cheated on and is excited by the cuckqueaning. This phenomenon is gaining more popularity as Cuckqueans are connecting on the internet.

The bottom line is that at a biological and behavioral level, males are not programmed to be monogamous; therefore, cheating or promiscuous males may just be following their biological imperative. But it’s not often that the cheating male spouse does so to turn his wife, girlfriend or fiancee into a Cuckquean. This is usually the result of the male’s actions, but not the motivation. Being turned into a Cuckquean can be an embarrassing, unexpected event, or public humiliation such as it was for Maria Shriver.

Update: The Prince and reluctant Princess recently held a press conference to address media inferences that their marriage was essentially fake. The Prince talked for 99.9% of the presser and most media in attendance harked back to the Shakespearean quote: “Methinks he doth protest too much.” At the end of the press conference, Princess Charlene was kindly asked by a journalist if she wished to add anything and she timidly commented that she felt everything had already been said. So the press conference did nothing to refute claims that their marriage was a paid arrangement and in fact, probably aggravated such claims…The faux drama continues…

Lebron James – Cuckold ?

Another form of sports cuckolding?

It’s hard to be sure if the rumors are true, but rumors are swirling that LeBron James was turned into a cuckold by his long-time girlfriend and baby mama, Savannah Brinson, and another pro baller. Supposedly, Savannah hooked up with Washington Wizards Rashard Lewis while Lewis was partying in South Beach. However, other rumors point away from LeBron being a cuckold because his girlfriend is supposedly pregnant, in her third trimester, and if this is true, it would be totally unlikely that LeBron’s gf would be having any cuckoldress sex on the side. But then, there are the rumors that LeBron was seeing Jordin Sparks, pop singer and former American Idol performer, while Savannah has been preggo. So it may be that Savannah is a cuckquean! In her cuckquean wrath, she could have sought cuckquean revenge by flirting with Rashard, thus launching a cuckold sex scandal. But her flirtation might have never been more than a public event designed to start a media frenzy. Who could blame her for turning her baby daddy into a public cuckold if she found out that she was a cuckquean? But then there were other rumors that the Mavericks PR team cleverly leaked the cuckold story to unnerve LeBron and LeBitch him.

LeBron James Cuckold

The point is, all of these cuckold rumor distractions off the court may have impacted LeBron’s performance on the court. He hasn’t been known for his focus or ability to block out turmoil in his private life while balling. To add more cuckold insult to agony of defeat, the Mavericks celebrated their victory at the Fontainebleau Hotel in South Beach, right in the Heats hometown party turf. And one of the Mavs players, DeShawn Stevenson was also seen sporting a t-shirt that really LeBitched the Heat’s superstar: LeBron How Does My Dirk Taste Now? The t-shirt caption refers to Dirk Nowitzki, named MVP of the NBA finals.

Cuckold Cuckhold Cockold Cuckolderess Cuckqueen

I’ve been asked by quite a few Cuckoldress readers about some of the popular cuckold slang including Cuckhold, Cockhold, Cockold, Cuckolderess and Cuckqueen. There seems to be some confusion as to what these related words really mean and whether or not they are spelling variations, cuckold slang or have meanings unto themselves.

Cuckhold is a spelling variation of cuckold, although in some cases it is an actual variation used when a Femdom or Hot Wife wants to assert that she has a cuckhold, as in a possession. She owns the cuckold and can do whatever she wants with him including cuckolding. A Cuckholdress would be the Cuckoldress in this situation, i.e., the Femdom or Hotwife who asserts control and possession over the cuckhold.

Cockhold began as a spelling variation on cuckold, but being a cockhold usually means there is an element of Hot Wife imposed chastity (keyholding) or Femdom cock control in the relationship. A cockhold has surrendered control over his cock to the Cockholder or Cockholdress and may be chastized, teased, denied and have his orgasms ruined. The cock control may also be enforced by the Femdom Hot Wife Cockholder / Cockholdress cuckolding the cockhold, but not in all cases.

Cockold is a spelling variation of cuckold and to my knowledge and research has not yielded any variations on the traditional definition.

Cuckolderess is a spelling variation of Cuckoldress and again hasn’t yielded any variations re: the Cuckoldress definition. It is a common misspelling of Cuckoldress.

Cuckqueen is a spelling variation of Cuckquean in some cases and in other cases, it is used as an abbreviation of Cuckold Queen or Cuckold Size Queen, meaning a Cuckoldress who is very dominant, presiding over her cuck and who prefers to have sex with only well hung men. A Cuckqueen can also be a Femdom who rules over her cuckie slaves.

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