Cuckolded by James Bond bets

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Dear Cuckoldress Sara,

I am not sure you have been following the drama around the potential new James Bond actor selections? The frontrunners are all UK actors: Idris Elba (Luther), Tom Hiddleston (The Night Manager) and Damian Lewis (Homeland). Official bets are now closed on favorite Tom Hiddleston to limit losses on behalf of the bookies, although bets are still being taken on Elba and Lewis. It’s just hard to believe that Daniel Craig would be turning down $100 million for 2 more Bond films? Who do you like for the new Bond?

Signed, I feel so cuckolded by the James Bond actors

Dear I feel so cuckolded,

Is that a rhetorical question? Of course I want Idris Elba to play James Bond, but he couldn’t be called 007. He’d have to be 009 or even 0010 or 0011 with his big black cock. LOL. Anyway, I agree it’s hard to believe that Daniel Craig would turn down that money. I read an article where it was stated he might be making a clever ploy for a bigger payday in his producer’s role for the next two Bond films, but realistically, how much more is going to be enough when you are talking about a standing $100 million offer? That’s like turning down a lottery win.

In reality, I don’t think Elba will be selected, as much as women all over the world are clamoring for him to be the next Bond. You can feel the cuckold burn already can’t you, if Elba were chosen as the sexiest spy alive? Nevertheless, if Craig truly turns down the offer, I have a feeling it will go Hiddleston who is hardly capable of cuckolding the male audience for Bond films.

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2 Responsesto “Cuckolded by James Bond bets”

  1. a cucky says:

    omg please make Idris Elba the next Bond and make him naked

  2. bbc cuck says:

    whiteboi Tom Hiddleston 005 couldn’t cuck anyone. Damian Lewis 004 is a ginge. gingers can’t cuckold anyone either