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Is Crystal Harris a gold-digging blonde Cuckoldress? Crystal Harris, 60 years younger than her former fiancee, Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner, broke off her engagement from Hef, but following the Gold-digger Playbook, kept the big rock. The Cuckoldress gold-digger has been doing a round of interviews, probably both for pay and publicity, to desperately remain relevant and possibly cut a deal for a reality show or a spokesmodel gig. When the duo’s engagement was first announced, it appeared to be a publicity move, and that’s what it continued to appear to be when a Playboy reality show in which Crystal would be appearing was announced shortly thereafter. The flagging sales of Playboy magazine and lackluster profits of Playboy’s online biz always get a pick-up from any publicity involving Hef’s latest blonde eye candy, girlfriends, bed Bunnies or in this case, a blonde who finessed a ring from Hefner after only one fuck. This is what Cuckoldress Crystal revealed in a recent Howard Stern satellite radio interview.
Cuckoldress Crystal claims she and Hef only had sex once and that it lasted only two seconds! She revealed that Hef could no longer get hard and that he was stuck between a rock and a not quite so hard penis, as he could no longer take Viagra since the little blue pill was causing him to go blind. She said he preferred cuddle time in bed, but Crystal wasn’t into cuddles. Gold-digger Crystal had her eyes on the Anna Nicole Smith prize. Marry a jurassic multi-millionaire and if you’re married to him when he dies, cash in, unless of course, you’re left out of the will. Rumors also surfaced that Crystal couldn’t go “without” and had some side action going on, but whether Hefner felt cuckolded or was oblivious or didn’t care as he’d had enough pussy in his lifetime, isn’t known.
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